Courtney-Taylor. Extremely average yet a bit eccentric.
Not stoned,just slightly pebbled.
- Kei, why missing you gets under my skin (via abluesforbrklyn)
Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.
Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?
Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh.
Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Anything causes them
Favorite answer so far.
Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off
Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION. Because this is extremely important.
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing.
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs.
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls.
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”
Sorry but, coming from a woman, “blue balls” (ie pain caused by temporary fluid congestion) can be a thing, it’s just that not all men experience it, it will not cause any damage if not “treated”, and no woman should be obliged to “relieve” a guy with this problem.
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Matty pranking Harry
Matty: It’s insane, it’s not, aaah
Nick: Say Niall said it would be fine
M, whispers: What am I gonna say, what am I gonna say
H: Hello, mate!
M: Hello, Harry, how are you mate?
H: You okay?
M: Yeah I’m good, how are you?
H: I’m alright, thanks
M: It’s nice to speak to you, sorry I’ve never rung you before now, it’s quite a bad time to ring you, so early.
H: No worries
M: Em yeah, I’m just wondering, this is gonna sound ridiculous, but em, is there any way - I tried to get in touch with Niall, and I was wondering, eh, I need like, eh, basically like five grand, and I’m in Chalk Farm and I’m having a bit of an emergency and I know it sounds ridiculous, I know it does, but it’s actually quite a serious situation, and I’ve got two guys in here, in a phonebox with me, one of them keeps pointing at a photo of Marco and it’s really weird, I don’t know what that means. Em, and it’s really threatening, so do you reckon you could give Niall a ring and see if he can come down and sort me the cash?
H: Yeah, we’re in, uh, we’re in Bristol.
M: I could try The Wanted, do you have any of their numbers?
H: Hang on, let me, um, let me get, let me go and I’ll get my assistant to call you and she’ll sort it out
M: Okay, that’s perfect, thanks mate, make it as quick as possible,
H: Alright, bye